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Maybe he’s been digging a hole through the floor for years every night when no one’s watching. Just thinking out loud here. All I know is, if I’m a deranged cannibal in prison and Andrew Tate shows up in the cell next to me, I’m gonna be trying to eat that guy. It’s just common sense.

EAT ME JASON BATEMAN!!!!!!!! Mariners WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch, tomorrow Bari will announce she's hiring Kim Strassel away from the WSJ. PIVOT TO VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

EAT ME JASON BATEMAN!!!!!!!! Mariners WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the war?

Mike, is it true you have been masturbating into the same tube sock since your sophomore year of highschool?

Bari Weiss has killed it dead. #UnwatchableCBS 📺

Oh sure 60 Minutes, America definitely needs this clown's douchey mug plastered across my 75 inch Samsung on Sunday night. Good thinking Bari Weiss.

Ross's rizz is off the charts. Bari Weiss is truly a fucking clown.

Imagine spending the last 10 years of your career and life burning what little integrity you may have had in the service of some corrupt, venal asshole. And then at your funeral, this is how he talks about you. What a pathetic, humiliating life. Rest in piss Lindsey, you earned it.

Cougar Gold really is quite tasty. i know it's a canned meme thing also but it is in fact very good cheese and you will not regret eating it.* *it comes in ~2 pound cans so it is possible you will regret eating so much of it

Treating Lindsey in death the same way he treated him in life: like a pet.

I was far more eloquent.

Why do people willingly go on television and embarrass themselves like this? I've never understood this. At first I thought it was just an American phenomenon, but now I'm seeing all these shows from other countries and I realized that it's not just us.

Still glad.

He's an out of touch rich shit weasel looking to disenfranchise everyone but other rich shit weasels.

Guillotines make a really cool sound when they drop.

Duct tape and a ball gag.