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Hello mortals! Did you know the Outer Planes also have a famous story called The Odyssey? It is the story of a man who takes a crew and sets out to travel the entire Great Ring but they go to Limbo first and a red slaad eats them. It is a short story.

We need one that’s programmed with the persona of a djinni in a lamp.

It's in the alt text -- Grey Skies.

Prompting an LLM is like making a wish in a roleplaying game. You've gotta be very careful with the wording or you won't like the results.

There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.

Elf fingers work best when prepared with surprise. You sneak up to the elf while they are busy thinking about barmy elf things and rip their fingers off. Sometimes the hand or arm comes off too and that is okay. Just keep practicing!

Hello mortals! Xanxost hears there is a Prime Material Plane lettuce that makes your butt explode. Oho! All glory to your graybeards for creating the perfect snack and/or weapon of war. Xanxost is coming with two bags of holding! Do you take elf fingers in trade?

Cool, thanks!

Do you still do the podcast? I haven't seen any new episodes for a few months.

Hello mortals! Xanxost was asked how to stay cool when it is very hot outside. The answer is simple! Dig a big hole and fill it with cold liquid like high elf blood or wood elf blood or dark elf blood or sea elf blood. Then leave it and go on a vacation to the Ice Wastes of the Abyss.

Hello mortals! Xanxost met a new dretch in the Abyss who says his name is Linseed. His new job is licking Juiblex clean and he will be good at it because he did the same thing for a big smelly blob in his mortal life. The lesson is experience counts! Prepare for the afterlife you want!

He’s back!

And then there's the "Go big or go home" kind of typo (from a magazine ad for a marathon).

This gas station sign exists to keep the universe in balance with all the books that were published without typos.

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

Gondor called for — I mean, Gail called for jokes!

What do you call it when a mummy farts? A toot uncommon.