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Getting a massage (also known as spending our money on something I/we don't need) is not going to relieve my stress, when the primary source of my stress is YOU SPENDING OUR MONEY ON THINGS WE DON'T NEED!

It's a game, brother, it doesn't have to be that complicated.

Dudleytown Brewing in Windsor, Connecticut does some really great beer. This is Berried Bones, their Mixed Berry (strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, raspberry) Fruited Sour. A little tart, good fruit flavor without tasting like juice...these folks are really good brewers.

Tell the Citizen Voice the prodigal son-of-a-bitch is comin' round.

Twirlie swirlie girlies. My wife with the perfect description of 90% of the folks at the Tori Amos concert. Good for them. Life is to be enjoyed.

Love my city. In spite of its faults.

1) Your dog, you deal with him. That was the deal. I'll deal with him my way. 2) I'm trying to help. If you don't trust me to remember to get some fucking flowers, then I'll stop offering to help with anything, and you don't get to complain about how you "have to do everything".

Go figure - i successfully drop some weight, enjoy going to the gym, and then fuck up my rotator cuff at work and have to take time off from going to the gym. Calisthenics can only do so much, ya know?

I wanted to take care of zero dogs. Now I have to take care of three?

I want AI to slice deli meats so I can talk beer, and not have to get my rotator cuff and knee looked at, but that doesn't please the aristos so here I am.

I'm a godsdamn delight. [Alt text: small deli container of Gruyere cheese with masking tape reading "Eaten by a Grue" in red Sharpie]

FUCK! YOU!

I know I love my job, but if I could get buzzed and talk beer with people for hours and not have to worry about bills....that's the life. And I realize that even having that dream makes me privileged.

I have always preferred K.I. over MK. C-c-c-combo breaker!

Why do you make everything into a disaster? It doesn't have to be this way.

Just another day fixing your shit

This would be so much better if you just didn't.

Question: Why am I doing all the work for this thing that YOU want to happen? Like, if it was something we were both invested in, that makes sense. But this is all you.

If this meeting is so important, you can schedule it. I thought you were going to do so 4 days ago when you had the opportunity.

Viva España! But also, screw you ESPN for defending the VAR decisions in Egypt vs. Argentina.