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Cut me a check for 2m and let’s rock.

Learning to Unreal has been fun. Yeah that's DOOM textures and HEXEN characters and weapons and @andrewhulshult.bsky.social 's At Doom's Gate. So what?

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Me: After the children are asleep I’ll have time and energy to achieve my hopes and dreams God, to my children, several seconds before I have the above thought: Listen well, young ones. You are the harbingers of the apocalypse. Seethe. Loathe. Burn with fury. Listen to no man and refuse bed time.

The next time I pick up an audio log and have to listen to a breathy scientist explain that their experiments are good actually I can't be held responsible for what I might do. whhyyhh dhhoess hhhhhhheeeveryonhhnneeee thalkh lhike thihissss

For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. 😭😭😭👎

My favorite thing about UE5 is that, when you open an asset, you never know where its going to appear. Docked in the current window? A whole new window? A new window BEHIND all of your other windows? Nobody knows!

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You can just go online and say whatever you want. You can lie and get paid to do it.

Done for a while, I think.

I could be an art director. “Make this part look better. Make the colors better over here. You know more contrast.” It’s easy really.

It’s insane that every single article/post that is a list of things is now AI generated.

Frogger? Tch. Never did… but I loved her, kid. I really did.

Getting into a screaming match with a little Caesar’s employee because he won’t tell me how crazy the bread is. He doesn’t know. They won’t tell him, he says. Hard to measure without specialized equipment.

Finally. Home owners association 2.

I need a level designer to help me figure out a new living room layout.

Computer. Give me one dollar.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

The cooldown system in Unreal is absurd.

@willk3d.com I’m playing Kiln with my son and this is one of the most fun multiplayer games I’ve ever played.

Yeah, I’ll update my jiras… IN HELL! *john woo style gunfight breaks out*