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you know how corrupt you gotta be to be too corrupt for the fed that once let an executive expense a $6k/mo apartment for his cats

“Columbus Crew defenders Mohamed Farsi and Sean Zawadzki, and midfielder Max Arfsten will be fined for inciting and/or escalating a mass confrontation” Punch that, Valenzuela. #Crew96 #HellIsReal

Why thank you. #crew96

I just realized that I didn't see anyone use this picture to its full comedic potential on Saturday. #crew96 family we must do better at using the wonderful pictures the team provides us to mock FCC, we're good but we can be great.

He doesn't dispute the existence of the Lifestyle Brand but he seems surly, perhaps a game in the Gumbino will chill him out.

It was very funny in person.

Do you complain about soccer being called calcio by Italians? Soccer is a term taken from the UK and is commonly used because we play American Gridiron Football, Rugby Football, Gaelic Football, and Soccer (Association Football) here in the states. Move on with your life. Go touch grass dork.

In my opinion an underappreciated aspect of the scuffle last night was how new players like Gomez were willing to engage in old fashioned fisticuffs over teammates they've only known 6 months or so. Great culture of devotion our Captain Zawadzki has fostered. #crew96 @michaelarace1.bsky.social

never get involved in a land war in Asia, and never go in against a Zawadzki when death is on the line.

On HellisReal Day Tom, really? This is why the doves cry man.

Preach

The deal will have to be better about sharing the wealth than the previous FOX/ESPN deal because we cant go back to the MLS Cup winner only having 1 televised home game like Crew in 2021.

Chariots also would mean Chariot archers which would be cool at an entirely different level. When in doubt have people fighting from distance or at high speed.

Aidan Morris driving to go pick up his childhood best friend. @tombogert.bsky.social @joeclowery.bsky.social

Being a #crew96 fan 96% of the time.

I want you to want me -the Letters to Cleo (@kayhanley.bsky.social) version of course.

Thats because a section of American Soccer fans hate Americans playing soccer. They've been spoon fed bullshit for 7 decades that Americans dont know ball and cant be trusted to play or coach it. Reject the ways of the Eurosnobs and US Soccer will thrive.

I mean John Skipper of ESPN fame said it was the only option because NCAA football and the NFL took all the money and ESPN and fox couldn't really pay them. The next commissioner is likely going to be Alexi Lalas' boss at Fox so who knows what the future holds.