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they should build a death star, but for partying

if james carville was alive he'd be so mad

a chopped cheese? it becomes a chomped cheese once i get my hands on it if you understand my meaning

gtfoh w that regular sized red corvette

honking off for charity

just heard a loud ass plane flying overhead. turn ur shit down idiot 😤

you wanna put me on a brief hold? you can briefly hold DEEZ NUTS

i'm not gonna read the article and will just assume it's diet coke only and all other diet sodas are perfectly fine

i'm in brilliant uncirculated condition

went to the respect area. no one knew you

full penetration is now sfw

what time do you start getting ready for work? can i come observe and critique your routine?

look how high i can piss ( ˃ᯅ˂ ) (っค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้c )

ok this rules

piss ever heard of it?

he wouldn't have been wearing his hat at the time because back in that era, you had to bring your own container for popcorn, so he improvised and used his hat

just saw this on a truck while driving today. i am forced to assume the driver is a true outlaw (skeleton) and a lone wolf but also the leader of the wolfpack

"this vehicle makes wide right turns" ok maybe stop being rude and change your behavior

british ppl can only see shades of brown

took a fat shit on the moon cause it's the worst planet