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That is a beautiful Siamese cat dog. I was hoping for the name Paula... but Maya is will work too! Beautiful name for a beautiful good girl!

Get thee behind me Satan with your temptation! You can leave the sandwich though. Right there on the fucking cutting board lest I stab you in the face /w the knife you just cut it with. I bind that sandwich to my mouth and gullet in the name of Jesus! Hallelujah!

Oh man! One time we were pillaging ore from this little shit splat planet in Zete-Retuculi... And who comes sauntering in.. THIS mother fucker right here!!

That's me in every zoom meeting. Why do they even call it zoom if not for my brain to zoom off to interesting fantasy locals and adventures?

Similar: if you cut that onion on a wooden cutting board... And then forget to wash it with hydrochloric acid you can cut an apple/peach on that same cutting board and get onion flavored apple or peach.

I remember seeing her in The Addams family as a child and thinking she was unspeakably beautiful. Now as I hit middle age and I look at the photos of her I can see that she is indeed, unspeakably beautiful.

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I like how he takes some liberties. the 1st painting he adds the flower in her hand and i think the building on the right would maybe be on the left and not in view... but it still works. All kinds of potential in these paintings.

I'm so impressed w/ how you've captured his EXACT likeness with just a few pen strokes. It's uncanny.

Into my belly with all of you! Where is my tabasco and ketchup!? I shall even eat the plate underneath them!

Forgive me I think they look delicious! I was not trying to be mean. Those scones would go amazing with some cold brew oolong tea. Sorry if I offended.

Gimme them damn blueberry brownies!

The Daleks: they are so clownish looking to me but the voice is notably, unnerving. I like how we're all going to go along w/ them being the most horrid thing in the universe.

I love this plant. They say it's invasive but I love how low growing it is & drought tolerant. I see tons of native bees enjoying it.

Full disclosure: I"m a lightweight when it comes to DW. When I did watch Tom Baker was the guy. Between the low budgets, and that tech disco theme song... I could never shake the image of him as THE doctor. But they are all good and I love that people are so devoted. Did we mention the Daleks? 😍😍

This dog is rated 26/10. So sophisticated, If I was there, I would offer him a snifter of cognac. Has he been reading Proust? Moliere? Ahh, Stephen King! --Me too.

Rubbish!!😄

Rep Max Miller: Some of my best friends are women who say I violently assaulted them.

Don't let Big meatball see this... They will send their goons after you to get you to conform to the meat ball status quo.