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Hitters deserve this since they all make a dumb team hand signal on every single hit and play dress-up when they get back to the dugout after every homerun.

I hate this for me, a Mets fan.

You know I hear it's the water in the Bay that make the bay gulls so good.

This is why we don't deserve a president.

*sung to Wilco's "Ashes of American Flags"*

Rumor going around that I had to go to B-R just to figure out who these players are and who is even a pitcher and who isn't. Very untrue. My legal team is investigating this slander.

The Padres, in a city a sixth of the size of NYC, just sold for $4B, so what chance does Steve have to make back his $2.4B unless he starts saving now? As we all know, pro sports is philanthropy.

Who wants to see a human Labrador hit homeruns and play every day if it might backfire in 2030?

If your DH hits 8th, you don't have a DH.

It's always okay to hate the Dodgers for any reason and do not "gotta hand it to them."

The entire premise of this season was dumb and it was like, "No, Dev is right about this."

It's surprising how much Keith hates it. Who could imagine Keith ever having bad opinions?