MJ Ireland

Things they don’t tell you about living on GLP-1’s. Sulfur belly. Your burps are heinous. You feel awful. You’re tired. You can’t sleep at night.

MJ Ireland

11 мая, 16:09

Yay but the bigger question should be are we even going to get to the next election

CNN

"Several of the key voter groups that provided President Donald Trump’s most important electoral gains in November are recoiling from him as his term moves past the 100-day mark. But it remains unclear how much Democrats can benefit from these growing doubts," writes Ronald Brownstein | Analysis

MJ Ireland

10 мая, 16:35

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Stephen Miller: "The writ of habeas corpus can be suspended in a time of invasion. So I would say that's an option we're actively looking at."

MJ Ireland

8 мая, 23:00

I made the mistake of eating McDonald’s. Never again

MJ Ireland

8 мая, 19:13

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VATICAN CITY (AP) — White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

MJ Ireland

8 мая, 17:28

I love that YouTube is “suggesting” Megyn Kelly and Kennedy from Fox News’ channels to me. I hit the “do not recommend” so fast. No thanks. I’d prefer not to see notsee sympathizers in my watch feed.

MJ Ireland

8 мая, 15:27

My doctor has upped my duloxetine. You all have been warned

MJ Ireland

8 мая, 04:07

One of my biggest problems with the right and MAGA in general is just how whiny they are. Like always the victim. Dude, get off the cross, we need the wood.

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:50

Listen, I know I’m letting the family down but I’m just doing one lesson on Duolingo! Not all of us are cut out for the diamond league!

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:32

It’s a gummy night and it’s my last one. I’m so sad.

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:28

Could Pakistan and India just not. Now’s not the time. We don’t want WW3 right now.

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:22

Sorry I should have given the love to @progressmissouri.bsky.social for that post.

Progress MO

Congress passed a bill banning revenge porn and deepfakes 409-2. Guess who voted to leave Missourians vulnerable. ozarksfirst.com/news/trump-s... #Missouri #TakeItDownAct

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:19

What’s next? Razor blades in your Halloween apples?

Aaron Rupar

Bondi: "They put this in Xanax. They put this in adderall. They put this in molly. The date drug, or the party drug. Something called molly."

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:17

Give it your best guess

MJ Ireland

7 мая, 05:15

Should I go muscle relaxer or gummy this evening?

MJ Ireland

5 мая, 04:25

So I said recently that Jaws is a movie I could watch over and over. I guess not any more now that I have a dog! When the doggy doesn’t come back, and the stick is just floating. Not nice @brucetheshark75.bsky.social