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dads always look so cute when they are in their natural habitat (standing in the living room with their hands on their hips watching TV)

I have GOT to get better at making omelettes

I have bruises all over my arms and legs from carrying that big TV down and up a bunch of stairs, whoops

I have been informed of when my first day of work is, but not what time I should arrive. I'm going to take that to mean I can just swing by whenever

got this 27" Hitachi at an estate sale this morning for dirt cheap, along with a grimy looking PS1! gonna have to do some rearranging though, I don't trust the stand I had my smaller TV on to hold this beast

I know they are very different in terms of both geography and culture, but for some reason chicago and philly both resonate in a similar manner to me

gamestop trying to do a hostile takeover of ebay would be so funny if it wasn't also extremely disturbing

more like fuck bumble

a big dog punched me in the boob today, it's so over

I am not wide awake but it is morning

it's a soothe or be soothed world out there

one of my local game stores keeps getting in copies of DOOM for 32X, which is frustrating as someone who does not own a 32X but does own a number of other platforms I would like to play DOOM on

selling video game cartridges with no PCB in them and calling it the neverdrive

it's an amazing time to be alive! if you are a modern day robber baron, that is

I used to really like slop. I'd throw a bunch of food in a bowl with some kind of sauce and enjoy eating it, but now it just makes me upset because AI has even ruined the word slop for me

video games have ruined an entire generation by teaching people that the solution to their problems is to jump on their enemies heads

I am very big and very strong, and socialism is very weak but it's important that I let everyone know how afraid of it I am

I just know all the guys in a phalanx were horrible gossips, bet you couldn't trust telling any of them a thing without the whole spear squad finding out about it

screaming like the cooling fan on an old laptop running at full load

I found this image while checking to see if that godzilla meme is real (I don't think it is), and while I think this is really funny it's also probably not possible. a building that big would likely mean the zeta was in hong kong, and fa yuiry never went to earth with kamille in MSZG