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Let's end some unfinished business and take some revengeance! Finishing both Metal Gear Rising AND Ape Escape 2 today! Just some good ol' playing games - we're right at Armstrong, so head in early if you want STANDING HERE. ... this really was my best idea for thumb, huh? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Stream schedule for the week! Mostly cleaning up unfinished business - wrapping Metal Gear Rising, Ape Escape 2, AND Outer Wilds! Then playing some Link's Awakening as I haven't touched it in 15 years, and gonna risk sweating it out in a fighting game! By playing the single player! I-I'll improve!

Saw The Odyssey. 7/10 not enough water.

Going to continue discovering the dark abyss in Outer Wilds! I know some things, and know less things, except that I am very good at almost living and very bad at actually doing that! Live now, come be co-pilots and watch me flounder! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Despite my efforts, I could not make Meteo Crusher Guy more popular than Sneezy Moon. I am sorry.

Today in "I made my students play Nintendo games during their break", I had them play Star Fox co-op, where I was the Arwing and they were the gun. They did not like charging and did not use bombs wisely. This may be because they hated Peppy because he was old, bossed them around, and died often.

METAL GEAR RISING TIME! I've never actually played this game all the way through, did a vertical slice (heh, I'm funny) years ago and LOVED it, but now I want to cut right into everything it's got to offer! Live now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Jimmy! I've come up with a new invention! It's called a 'chatroom', so you can chat in your room and be insulting to a streamer as they play Ape Escape 2 for the first time! It'll be amazing! Everyone will love it! Please come, Jimmy. I'm so lonely since Spike left. www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Schedule for the week! We continue our journey through the Ape Escape series because why not I need to do the funny professor voice more, then slice & dice through Metal Gear Rising and get back to Outer Wilds! Enjoying all of these games/series and wanna get more from 'em!

Outer Wilds! I've never played this game, but for years I've heard nothing but excellent things! I know there's a banjo man and like. Space and stuff. But that's basically it! Help me out or watch me flounder in the galaxy! Live now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

It's been one year since what's become my favorite game came out. I treasure my memories with it every day. Thanks, big guy. I thought you'd just be "good and maybe K Rool will show up". You taught me no matter how much I learn about games, I can still be surprised and delighted in new ways.

Smashin' Cranky Kong. Release the button and let him slam it down.

address the elephant in The Room

NEW DK BANANZA EVENT NEW OLD ME LET'S GO. Goin' after the DK Bananza Emerald Rush event, let's see if the Mario update has changed anything and makes Ellie seeking more unique! Afterward we'll play some Turnip Boy Robs A Bank! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

PIGMA. PIIIIIIIIGMAAAAAAAAA. (this is me reposting pigma videos he's my favorite disgusting horrendous irredeemable scam man)

Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Ohhh Dr. Zaius (Dr Zaius Dr Zaius) Always had Ape Escape around as a kid but never beat it! Let's see if we can't change that. Live now with big ape hours! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

STREM SKEDJ. I feel nostalgic for funny monkey, DK Bananza forces my hand, we commit cool crimes as vegetation, and I've never once touched Outer Wilds but hear excellent things and want that experience saved, so I'm sharing it with y'all! Should get progressively more chill as the week goes on!

At the like... 70% mark of Earthbound I think? We venture inside Dungeon Man, we've lost our Poo to Moo Training, but some day, he will return. Continuing my first playthrough now! www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

I took my Switch 2 to work today because the kids did not believe I was truly "gamer". I wanted to just show off I'm good at rhythm games and help them with rhythm. They are obsessed with Sneezy Moon. All they want is Sneezy Moon. They care not for improvement, just moon. I've made a mistake.

Live NOW with Rhythm Heaven Groove! Evidently this is the new generation timeskip in the Rhythm Heaven lore, and thus, I will be judging it accordingly. It's been over a decade since I've gone for a perfect, let's try it, shall we? www.twitch.tv/pyrrhickong