Graphic & Web Designer🔸No Party Affiliation because Country (the People) over Party🔸Xennial via the Silent Generation🔸Golden Rule or GTFO 🥾
The American regime is full of failed wannabe cam girls 💁♀️
CelTickedOffSean Duffy turned his job into a road-trip reality show, and Bobby turned his into a cooking show. These people misunderstand the assignment but if there’s a camera on them, they don’t care.
Every parent who’s ever changed a diaper knows that Secret Service dude’s face. His mental mantra is probably “don’t gag, don’t gag…”
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝He’s got the look of a TSA beagle who just hit on something foul.
For the fourth time this week I’ve had to just walk out of the office because the Sonos radio keeps playing shit that’s triggering my PTSD. Sorry folks who like Bob Marley and Boyz II Men—a pedophile and my mom ruined that shit for me as a kid…
Rabbinstein's Immeasurable DisappointmentAlt: Rabbinstein's Immeasurable Disappointmentstatic.klipy.comOMFG! We are so cooked as a country because ⬇️
kenofseattleWe can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.
🎵 Pink wristbands on the guest list | Bras hanging on the bus | Yeah, you get a lot of girls | But not one is eighteen plus 🎶 Scene Queen’s song, 18+, was written in a way that could be in reference to 45 bands—add 30 Seconds to Mars to the list.
Scene Queen - 18+ (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Scene Queenyoutu.beMathew Buck4 new allegations against Jared Leto and a BBC documentary. Hopefully this will end the career of one of Hollywood's most rumoured alleged predators. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Saying “you get what you voted for” to folks who are *on your side* is a slap in the face to those who actually voted for the lesser of 2 evils (the black lady with experience and a “weird” laugh). People who take glee in using that jibe on allies are fucking up the group assignment and it shows 😑
Old MidggeI think they believe that you didn’t vote instead of all of us who voted for the black lady to be president are *still* stuck with Epstein’s former bestie in the Oval Office… I certainly didn’t vote for that orange shit gibbon, yet here I am in one of the worst timelines 🤦♀️
It’s ironic that grifty Christian Nationals expect eternal salvation from a leftist Middle Eastern brown guy that flipped tables and chased out capitalism from the temple for Passover. They really think the “forgive us, Father; we know not what we do” will fly for them after being given the Bible 😂
Ironic, Isn't It? Wednesday AddamsAlt: Ironic, Isn't It? Wednesday Addamsstatic.klipy.com*nature channel voiceover* “And here we have a mid member of the party, revving up his gluck gluck 3000 skills to impress the aging patriarchal pedophile over the body of a dead ally…”
Aaron RuparHannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
The day after President Neck Pussy’s standup session at the #WHCA dinner’s second take looks haggard compared to the night before in quote skeet. Mother fucker needs jowl rejuvenation like he needs to go to Gitmo on a perma cell staycation.
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I hate to squash some of those hopes and dreams that left leaning and even Overton Window center folks, but those people that voted for Trump ain’t gonna be voting Democrat in high enough numbers to change the tide of the authoritarian dumb fuck regime with the midterm elections.
Captain Spaulding: I Calls Em Like I Sees EmAlt: Captain Spaulding: I Calls Em Like I Sees Emstatic.klipy.comQTP your favorite show from the 2000’s
Futurama HermesAlt: Futurama Hermesstatic.klipy.comOut of Context Simpsons Couch GagsQTP your favorite show from the 2000’s
