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I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That’s why I rely on blunt force trauma. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck ICE. He/him.

I think you're underestimating the raw sexual charisma of Ross Douthat.

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what about "What's the worst that could happen?"

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Oh, I know, just use copilot! *holds breath to keep from laughing hysterically*

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I have that same realization every time I stand up too quickly.

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"That you weren't much of a muse, but then I weren't much of a poet."

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I could have sworn I saw him DJ at a rave the other night.

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The one time I went down to the mall to watch the fireworks, I could see them for all of 2-5 minutes, and then the humidity mixed with the smoke created a blanket that we couldn't really see through. And that was a "normal" display, I can't imagine how much of a Charlie Foxtrot this one will be.

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Well, hell, now you can retire.

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I keep telling people who are going to go to Portugal to not skip leg day.

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But they did have a masturbating Trump supporter in an uncle sam costume, so there’s that. www.the-sun.com/news/1659084...

Streamer dressed as Uncle Sam arrested for sex act at Great American State FairA STREAMER has been arrested at the Great American State Fair for allegedly masturbating during a performance. It is the latest in a string of embarrassments for President Trump’s patriotic e…www.the-sun.com
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That’ll teach you to watch mork and Mindy on mushrooms. Or it’ll teach you to do it more.

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Will there be a part for the wolfman, or will that be in a sequel?

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It’s also a fantastic way to use scraps, bones and leftovers.

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Is it any good?

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I’ve heard that tacos from southern cal are next level in a way most people don’t quite understand unless they actually experience them.

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Am I the only one who thinks they bear a strong resemblance to tigger from Winnie the Pooh?

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I don’t know if the coke helped or hurt.

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So … is that a no?

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That's high praise indeed.

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