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And the tech industry.

Tomorrow on "Miked Up."

Oh, that's a good one.

Hasan Piker is only ever in my news feeds because of Democratic "strategists."

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If they hate you and you're not evil, they're probably dipshits anyway.

Right-wingers have the lamest celebrities.

Also, I feel like Michigan would make a better "G" than "O".

Of all the things affecting the futures of vulnerable children...

Whenever someone says "Judeo-Christian values" to me, I ask them to give me an example. I've only ever had nonsense as replies.

Which version of Christianity is this?

"Sorry honey, it's been a rough week at work. I just can't get the areola right."

Whenever I see sculptures like this, I wonder if the sculptor ever stopped and thought, "wow, I am spending a lot of time thinking about nipple details."

They could add suspenders as part of their swag.

I like when he takes off his helmet and says, "wow, that was quite an odyssey."

That was hard...to comprehend.

"Everyone grab what you can before the walls crumble!"

Or "owie."

Also, it's not really useful. It doesn't accurately describe the bad actors leading them, or the scared, dangerous, suggestible followers.