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If $hitler is the last *republican* US president, that’s on him. If he’s the last *US* president, that’s on us.

Correction: Former superpower stuff, this. 

Pity. I imagine most of his constituents would still vote for him.

I guess this only counts gross revenue, and not how many of us were roasted out by the film. Otherwise, Melania tops the list. 

Doesn’t it count that a few hundred thousand faithful Republicans are probably still donating to Lindsey Graham‘s reelection campaign? 

“Touting the economy?” Guess he’s OK ignoring the fact less than 0.1% of us are happy with this economy.

Glad everyone on that passenger jet is okay!😅

Yeah, as in “fuck Mike.” That has a nice ring to it, no?

Build that wall! I guarantee Georgia will pay for at least half of it.

… As if this guy even knows *how* to fold an umbrella! 

Oh yeah? Our Senator (not the cadaver serving out the rest of his term, the other one) is an eye doctor — and blindness isn’t a big deal to him. How do we know? He keeps telling us not to believe the stuff we see with our eyes because it’s always the opposite of what comes out of $hitler’s mouth.

I’d be okay with an early concession speech.

This isn’t a presidency. It’s a hostage standoff.

What’s next? Multiple consecutive life sentences for “Grand Nosepicking?“

How much longer until we can strip out Pete Hegseth? 

Looks like there’s good money to be made in domestic terrorism, though first you have to get busted, convicted and sentenced.

“I asked if he would want Miller to represent him if he lived in the area. He wouldn't respond.” Thank you Morgan Trau for understanding the assignment, asking the right questions, and reporting the answers. DeWine is master of the sidestep, and too few reporters are willing and able to cover him.

Gerrymandered in some cases, sure. But at least 85% of Kentucky counties are rural, and they’d sooner devour a bowl of pig shit than vote for a Democrat. In Fayette, Franklin, and even Boone & Kenton Counties, higher turnout decreases the number of knuckle draggers in the GA. Not so much elsewhere.