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Good news to all the children of the earth: I finally tried the three insane bean flavors that Bush's put out and can confirm they should all be destroyed like the ET cartridges

My bet for the ending of House of the Dragon: people suddenly start listening to Helaena and she lays out everything that happens in the books, even detailing a strange old man with a turtle on his hat who controls everything. They fully deviate from the timeline and go kill the Night King. #HotD

I knew it would only be a matter of time before Ken Jennings milkshake ducked himself

hey company that made that new he-man movie re-release it with skeletor having his proper fucking voice and make money this is called in the business the "reverse morbius"

If somebody tried this shit around me, I'd stand up and address the plane: Okay. This is the storyline of Super Mario Bros. 2. Mario has a weird dream about a staircase that leads to another world. When he wakes up he finds the stairway in a cave. I don't know. It's magic. Shut up. Anyways,

plot twist: many people have attempted to counterbalance this, unaware that their taste in music is also shitty

WELL at least we got all those kids out of those cages . . . hang on I'm being handed something