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SOURCE: The Chicago Cubs have designated right-hander Chutney Motherpants for assignment.

Many people are saying this.

Still trying to wrap my head around how disorienting it was to watch The Actual Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have a functional/competent trade deadline.

Doubly insane that they failed to do this, and then failed to even pony up for Reid Detmers … who is really good, actually.

WELP.

SOURCE: The Milwaukee Brewers acquire outfielder Twain Garbagesport from the Los Angeles Angels for Broth Fourthflavor.

SOURCE: The New York Yankees are acquiring left-hander Marlboro Jesus from the Seattle Mariners. @bnightengale.bsky.social had it first.

SOURCE: Fogster Riffin to Guardains.

Really hoping the Angels move Zach Neto today. If they don’t move him, his attitude riding this ghost ship of a team to 100 losses is going to be incredible to watch. And by incredible I mean infuriating.

I know that’s a lotta control, but that’s an awfully solid package for a dude who’s been pretty inconsistent.

*unless you live here and have been subjected to their bullshit for decades

And you can’t blame the Tigers for wanting to get value back for a guy who almost certainly wouldn’t sign there when he becomes a FA, but the reason he almost certainly wouldn’t sign there is because they threw an offensive figure at him in arbitration last winter. That’s not the Dodgers fault.

FUN FACT: Red Sox broadcaster Loomer Loney is the brother of former Dodgers first baseman James.

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SOURCE: The Yankees are not including outfield prospect Hubris Velarde in the Garcia deal.

It is truly stunning.

The Miz could very well strike out 20 Angels today.