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what stands out to me about this statement from my congressman (besides the fact that he assumes the viewer doesn’t understand how abusive relationships work) is his incredible lack of charisma. I do not understand how he has become even further de-rizzed. also, what an absolute scumbag he is

::with pride swelling in my heart:: my congressman is gonna be on TV!!!!

the situation on Spokane is legit making me feel ill www.srtmc.org/map/event/Sp...

storms are for BUSINESS HOURS ONLY and NOT for 4:30 AM, I will be filing a complaint with management

I did an outdoor walk with my family this evening, but I accidentally classified it on my Apple Watch as an elliptical workout! I sit upon a throne of lies 😩

I’m not trying to brag, but it’s 3 PM and I have already taken two separate naps today

yesterday, I discovered that I can apparently still remember more than half the lyrics to “Fishin’ in the Dark,” a song I have not heard in ~30 years

Loot that drops after defeating me: a scientific calculator brightly colored shorts a pack of strange dice coffee

whoa, that second check cleared fast! www.reuters.com/business/hea...

FDA says Taylor Farms cyclospora finding was a false positiveThe U.S. Food and Drug Administration said on Sunday that laboratory experts ​re-checked lettuce sample results from Taylor Farms in an ‌investigation into an outbreak of the cyclospora parasite and c...www.reuters.com

starting to coalesce around the idea that this game going to PKs and Argentina losing anyway is the funniest remaining available outcome

get ready for the post rate to triple hahahahaha

huge congrats to Enzo Fernandez, who has currently eclipsed Mitch McConnell in “Bluesky posts per second saying he sucks”