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all the baddies know who Anne Shirley is

hey friends, let’s go to the mall 🫶

The -ber months are so close I can taste them (they taste like cinnamon sugar)

I don’t mind helping, but I hate being volunteered to do something.

Think I pissed off a red squirrel in the cemetery this morning 😅 and yes, it’s absolutely necessary to pitch my voice up that high when talking to the critters!

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Men just don’t work on the railroad all the live long day the way they used to.

big fan of whimsy and wonder

Christian outrage can be so funny like, what do you mean you’re MAD because a gay rat got married on a PBS show? 💀

Tummy hurts but I’m being brave about it

Can’t wait to eat my people kibble (dry cereal straight from the box)

I love that catch your pee pee pasta

Horror story but it’s just me giving someone a gift in a room full of people 👁️👄👁️

Tell your beagle I said OWOO WOO. They’ll know what it means.

Fuckin August already. Does 2026 have somewhere to be? She is RUSHING.

Said, “I wish I could be home more with my daughter,” into the wind and the universe granted the wish by giving me an impossible work situation that requires me to go on leave for a while 🫠