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#SUBSTANCES on my ASS rn 😰

when the Brazilian steakhouse runs out of my favorite cut:

man. this was our Watergate.

this nigga called Chris Paul a Morehouse Man and i almost took his knees out.

the kiddos are back in school and the order has finally been restored in the neighborhood. they was really out here running the subdivision like O-Block.

we've officially graduated from AI flyers to AI menus. and they look just as horrifying as you think they do.

never ever met a person born in the first ten days of August that i did not like. except y'allz lil president, but whatever.

the Atlantic Ocean.

everything else he had to say should have gone completely out the window once we heard "Reggie Bush was fully locked in"

y'all have mental health'd my daughter AGAIN, smh

if i hear "i can tell he's been lying & pretending that he's faithful and he loves you" coming thru the speakers at my WEDDING??? i'm flipping tables like Simone Biles.

there isn't a single section of that song you can use that makes sense contextually, but ESPECIALLY not everyone's two favorite parts (the chorus and the bridge). is everyone okay???

if they weren't so expensive to care for, i definitely would've become the Snake Man at the function like 10 years ago.

y'all welcome!

happy b-day to my dawg & birthday neighbor @pricethecreator.bsky.social!

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genuinely *hate* being sexualized outta nowhere.... because what made you go with that verse????

AND KROGER. b/c me & Chilli used to run into each other with full ass carts at 2am all the time.

now why didn't CeCe Winans follow ME, a true child of God????

i needed this trip so bad, man.