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You lucky duck

it turns out the reddit atheist was an important predator in the ecosystem

A software should always be as unstable as its user.

Oracle of Delphi: You are accidentally going to be the reason isis 2 forms. Me: I don't like the sound of that unparseable mystery!

And honestly, if there is anyone out there that can guarantee that their actions won't produce isis 2, I'd encourage you to go to them first.

Okay I'll try to help but if my actions result the formation of "isis 2" you can't be mad at me.

McMcConnell

kush got me feeling like the honeywell n95 creature

It's called multitasking sweatie

I'm here to chew bubble gum and beat you to death with a hammer and I intend to do both at the same time.

😎 🔨

gibberish button

Glazed donuts are much more powerful than they were 10 years ago.

This is so unfair.

"he was a little guy. Short little guy. We might infer that the abundance of sex stuff in the burial was compensatory for other deficiencies, but to be clear that is not a professional opinion. But he was a freak, that much is clear."

Archeologist: it is interesting that we found this phallus sleeve only in this burial, suggesting this was not a local practice. Perhaps this man traveled and acquired this affectation on his journeys. It would have been striking in contrast to how normal everyone else is around here.

Future archeologist: he must have been a man of high stature to have afforded this gold torque and this ceremonial phallus cage. My ghost: I was cool and normal and I wasn't in a fertility cult. Don't write down that there was a fertility cult.

My awful pals burying my ass with some of my gold personal affects as well as a penis sheath so that future archeologists think I was a real freak.

Not like I am.

I am constantly thinking about the stockpiles, unlike some of you👀