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*Pops head up evilly* ....Ya'll think dass really Heinz onnem tables at restaurants? ISS SYSCO BEBEHHHH!!! 😂

$58 nightly ain't terrible. When we was living inna hotel you prayed for under 60. I imagine somebody with a remote jawn would be living like a Kang. I was moving dem groceries 😭

Imo mess can be totally entertaining. Low stakes, silly fun. It's when somebody throw a personal molotov dat the Jazz music stop.

Anddd Telly just started a war 😂

Omg I'm so old Tiger Direct got bought. That was jarring.

At least I'm not alone in coffee not exactly doing what it should. I drink it cause I like it mostly. Gotta go Bustelo-crack to get it to widen my eyes a lil bit.

Startin my calisthenics journey vv soon now that we have the space. Saw a guy that became my entire goal-- Handstand pushups. I'm okay with it taking like 2 years, but that kinda functional strength is insane.

The first modern platform to let me have a personal page to CSS-bedazzle wins.

There's small micro communities of folk who abide by old internet & I'm thinking of doing it myself. If you a Geocities nigga like me, lemme know if you wanna be in my "Network". Aka I post sailor moon gifs & you do DBZ 😂😂 These days it'd be music gifs. Colored scrollbars.

Sittin w/sum'n vs. your immediate thoughts >>>

Dollar Tree is most likely finna be the reason we survive the pseudo-pocalypse. Then I'ma write a silly book about it. I've been to em in like 10 states. You can grow a field of food fr.

As somebody on pills for anxiety/depression, it takes a ton of work to stay self-motivated, so please don't think ya boi just yappin at you. I care enough to be vulnerable. Please please please do not let your feelings get to a boiling point.

I'm a curmudgeon, but ya'll be worrying me, man. Like genuinely.

Please be gentler with yourselves. What's happening outside won't stop, but you have control of what happens in your home. If nowhere else, make sure your cup is refilled there, not drained. Please?

That ram gotta hidden lojack onnit? If not?.. Iss about to be hunting season errywhere.

That lady had me at Clarissa. By the time Sabrina came on ya boi was onnit.

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I Feel SoBox Car Racer · Box Car Racer · Song · 2002open.spotify.com

Unrelated: *Dusts off certification* Too many of ya'll are lifting heavy & not eating. Ya recovery probably slow, your gains is suffering, & your weight isn't budging. It's because you're starvin da absolute shit outta yourself and dass not how dis works.

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open.spotify.com/track/5xEM5h... Avril was my shit.

ComplicatedAvril Lavigne · Let Go · Song · 2002open.spotify.com