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He's still falling. His seat isn't technically vacant until he lands firmly on the ground, disintegrating into a puddle of chum.

That's my favorite place to find stupid questions

Yup. Listening now.

Grok AI's historically accurate Odyssey adaptation will feature a lot of paedophilia. And it's gonna have stuff from ancient Greece too.

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Any recommendations?

Hasten to your death When it's calling for you Savor your last breath There's nothing else you can do

Wise. This way I can study how others would handle the situation.

Fellas. You enter a single-occupancy bathroom to piss and you notice that there are already several droplets of piss on the seat. You hear a knock at the door. Someone is going to come in right after you. What's your move?

I'm bringing back Vines

Depressing but good. 7/10

been replaying the MGS games and i think we’d all be well served by having 3 or four homies to call up whenever to be like “what’s this critter i found?” or “how does a stun grenade work?”

NW

Wow, I had no idea he was that old.

Concert t-shirt that says I WOULD CUT OFF A FINGER TO FUCK ROD STEWART ONCE and on the back it says BUT HE'S ONLY MADE ME DO IT TWO TIMES 🤟🤚

I went on vibes