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"no haggle I know what I got"

The older Reel Fishing titles are nice, if a bit slow. If you want batshit, the Fisherman's Bait series is your jam.

A MIGHTY NEED

People post about "media literacy" and then say insane shit like "Spider-Man is about responsibility and toxic ambition" no you idiot its about him fighting the Green Gobblin, did you even watch it

Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.

Broccolimaxxing

I see no flaws

"Shoot them in their... Ugh, worm bits." Telling you how to kill Hunters is both unfunny and utterly necessary because despite being HD, I can't fucking tell orange worm blood from the thousands of other particle effects filling the screen.

Like there's no fucking wonder every dropped weapon has a HUD element and Cortana is like CHIEF LOOK FOR THE CONTROL PANEL, everything is drowned out by fucking chrome sheen effects. It's simultaneously too dark and way too bright.

I'm generally skeptical of claims that remakes RUINED IT FOREVER but... Oh my god, what the fuck happened with Halo? The dialogue is blunt and doesn't let things be a surprise. The environments are so fucking cluttered as to be unreadable. Sprinting, usable energy swords, more compact areas...

Teaching a fake car to jump buildings has to be one of the most nerve-wracking things I've done, but my choice to code vehicles as input puppets and not kinematic scripts has given me so much flexibility.

Chicago is the New York of Ohio

They found him in four pieces... They ruled it a case of salt and battery...

If you draw piss I just figure you got bored If you write piss into the socioeconomic fabric of your 3-page comic I am carving reverent effigies of you into my flesh by candlelight in the basement of a bombed out sanitarium

Sure is windy up here.

No trust fund baby will ever buy controlling shares in Cartoon Wolf LLC, and if they somehow did, we'd draw him shitting in diapers with hyper nipples until nobody wanted the brand. That is why furries cannot be killed and why all this TikTok puritanism shit amounts to nothing in the end.

They cannot fathom a fandom without a product to control, a narrative to direct, or a clique of tastemakers to subvert. There are no ears for them to tug for power. There is no product to hold hostage. We can burn it all down and start over immediately because all we want is to be freaky animals.

It's not a fucking hustle. It's not the ground floor of the next media empire. It's not a fashion frontier. It's not a social media vacuum. The furry community only needs a few shitty web forums and a media host to thrive and culturally bankrupt people cannot understand that.

I don't think they understand that furries have been a punchline for 40+ years. We built this all on scrap and are perfectly capable of putting it back together when a 19 year old's ideal corporatized utopia crumbles and designer fursuits are no longer a thing.