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when my neighbor tells me “they arrested the algae vandals”

just found out Andrea Bocelli is a man! guess we have to cleanse the earth of all human life, now

finding out Michelle Obama was a man is like losing my faith in god

heard a guy at target on the phone saying “I’m on my way to target right now…” what kinda comedy of errors are you tangled up in, friend. What rube goldberg series of lies are you dragging us into

grok do u like my penis