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Bonifacia Jimenez. The bitch who stole my l i f e. The bitch who stole my j o y.

All of you. You all look the same you know.

Then get back to work you fuckin' lightweight!

I'm supposed to send you to doggie heaven.

How does one... get it out?

They wish! No. Prisoners don't get vacation.

This. This is Blackbeard. Not some namby-pamby in a silk gown p i n i n g for his boyfriend.

Oh my God, it was so fucking earnest!

Dizzy Izzy. Or is it... Izzy the Spewer?

There's a lot you don't know about me! Actually that's kind of it.

The fake heads idea wasn't bad.

And some maniac got rid of the wheel!

It was fucking kinda gauche.

Let's say no to torture. I think. For now.

Still finding my land legs.

I've dated my fair share of guys on wanted posters. They're hot. But it always ends in a massacre.

When you get old, if you don't wanna work any more you can just give up, I guess.

I'm supportive. Caring. Responsive to their needs!

Ten human years?

Maiming's different. Love a good maim.