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Love when I cancel a subscription and getting an email that's basically, "Hey, your subscription was mysteriously cancelled, clearly that's a mistake, you want us to fix that for you?" And I'm like, "Nah, buddy, our business is concluded, it's not like you were selling oxygen, you know?"

Load up your smoker with hickory and alder, and don’t skimp on the spice rub. That’s the only way to highlight the leprechaun’s natural flavors.

Big drama in the AP English class this week

At a certain point, the practice of making grandiose charges only to quietly mutter "Uh, never mind" when you think no one's paying attention should result in future grandiose charges being treated with more skepticism at the outset.

I prefer to believe McAfee and AJ Hawk are reacting to Schefter's Coldplay t-shirt

Grabbing this headline and taking a time machine back to 1983 to see which part confuses Younger Me the most.

Bruce Campbell in Sam Rami’s Odyssey: Bucket O’ Blood

My AI Slop-loving Facebook connection likes to share three common ideas with their posts: 1) Kids today need to go to trade school 2) The olds are full of wisdom and today's entry 3) Things were better before we had personal technology.

Tom Selleck-adjacent podcast content? Nah, it’ll never work.

They should check behind the seat cushions. I’m always losing stuff in the seat cushions.

For the record, I would rethink my "No A's games, not ever" policy if they introduced a Victor French Day.

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And yet, when I organized a massive concert in Central Park only for attendees to find out the headliner was a two-headed lizard, I was sued into oblivion. Some country, huh?

The Detroit Tigers are playing as if they are holding the Orioles accountable for the fate of that poor squirrel from the other night.

Huh, I guess Anyone Else wasn't available.

Did I mention I'm writing a column about apps for Six Colors? Well, I'm writing a column about apps for Six Colors. We're mostly focusing on macOS offerings, but this week's addition has an iOS focus. sixcolors.com/post/2026/07...

<frowns>No, no, lads… _this_ is how you head-butt.

Can we trade the squirrel for prospects?

<extreme Quimby voice>Say it, Frenchy! Say “chowda!”

ONE PERFECT SHOT: Pal Joey (1957) Dir. George Sidney