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HELL YEAH.

State Department needs to institute daily mandatory maptap.gg games for all employees.

(I Can't Get No) Satisficing (yes this is @besttrousers.bsky.social-bait)

I'm sorry, Pittsburgh, but Mancini's bread is awful and I'm tired of everyone pretending it's not.

Not gonna lie, this is gaslighting because if someone quoted one of YOUR tweets and wrote "rapist mentality" above it you would 100%, with no error, immediately recognize that they were calling you a rapist, in public.

it was literally a pluck.

lo-fi music is Gen Z Muzak send tweet

100% accurate.

Hi, Will. Marie of Roumania here. Me and my girlfriend (you've never met her, she goes to school in Canada) have lots of extremely dumb opinions about why what you said is wrong.

It's pretty relevant TBH in the sense that the truth of the underlying claim is meaningless to you. "What if someone misinterpreted you as meaning [something you absolutely did not say]" is a nearly perfect analogue to that comic.

OMG you did the thing

Dry firing generally refers to a full (or at least significant) draw on the string. Plucking the string is harmless.

You're hired!

[Temples fingers] EXCEPT Achilles, because he wasn't allowed to have a dog when he was in deep cover masquerading as a girl to avoid being drafted.

Listen I know I'm an easy date, but I will ABSOLUTELY 100% watch a new film adaptation of The Iliad in which every single character has a dog.

I have no dog in this hunt but the entire concept of "white knighting" sure is right-wing coded

but tech debt is a code smell, let's discuss this at the standup and craft a user story and assign story points to it

There are valid uses for hygienic macros, but if you need them for the simplest tasks and not, like, meta programming, your language screwed up.

We talk a lot as a profession about "code smells" in people's programs. Macros are a programming language smell.

My reaction to any programming language introducing macros in chapter 1 of their tutorial is “Oh, so you forgot to actually design your programming language, huh?”