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By "divisive" he means Oregon politics and not Texas politics. Because Texas-style authoritarian conservatism is, I dunno, universally beloved. By authoritarian Texas conservatives.

Coming to you on August 11: The paperback edition of TONIGHT IN JUNGLELAND. And how about that delightful blurb on the cover? @doubledaybooks.bsky.social @brucespringsteen.net #tonightinjungleland

No, that's objectively hilarious. I won't explain why because you have TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. Also, he's not disheveled and sweaty so don't say he is. Also the audience is rigged against him. Also they're laughing uproariously but you can't hear it bc it was edited out by the MSM. #winning

Spectacular. Now I need to catch up on the rest of the series!

Hotel room coffee, the bitter oddly creamy stuff you get out of the in-room machine with the pods, seems engineered to convince you to stop drinking coffee once and for all.

I think you’ll find the narrative flows more naturally in the original Slovakian. (I’m a cool guy so I do all my composing in Slovakian)

I’m waiting for a super cut of Fox News hosts talking excitedly about the thousands of people who are there, while the real time perspective shows only an empty green mall and shoddy faux arches sagging in the background.

How is this news. Is this a paid endorsement?

Good point. Also: how lovely that our super religious vp thinks that people attempting to signal their sensitivity are “disgusting.” Honestly. Fuck that guy. To the fucking moon. That’s what we believe in our house.

I'm rooting hard for the Knicks. But isn't there something repellant about the news (via @benstiller.redhour.com) that the celebs in prime seats are getting their tickets for free, while ordinary rich folks pay thousands of $ to sit upstairs and normal working people are priced out onto the street?

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.

You weren't kidding.

Ian Leslie seems to be a real cornucopia of historical fiction.

Minnesota GOP actually mourn the sacrifice of a police officer who executed a helpless Black man and was found guilty of murder. This is repellant and awful. Does the MinnGOP have a pro-lynching plank in their platform? Do they believe white men should be free to murder Black men at will?

Well the implicit message in these dubious cultural analyses is that yr humble cultural analyst knew better all along and isn’t it nice that everyone else is catching up. So there’s that.

That’s horrifying. Ugh.

Well the internet says there was one in late 2025, with a woman identified as a “Christian influencer.” At which point the jokes write themselves.

Outside the coffee shop a couple were discussing their mutual colleague and friend Sabina. But is she really their friend? “I just don’t know if Sabina is trustworthy,” the guy said. The woman nodded. You never know with Sabina. But is that a character flaw? Or is it kind of…hot? #TeamSabina

What's truly transcendent here is how he confuses 'anecdote' for 'antidote.'