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mfer looks like Baby Jane & Blanche somehow mated

i’m not gonna make it to Tuesday

Ariana Grande the only person capable of broadly being considered less problematic when she was actively doing cultural appropriation

the cynical liberal uplifting of white womanhood as the final boss of marginalized ID has seldom been revealed for the nakedly reactionary & smugly white supremacist tendency that it is as it has w/ coastal crackers claiming Stevens is a paragon of liberation in contrast w/ an intractable Muslim man

my mom went for a walk last week and within 10 minutes she tripped on her dress & broke her wrist; she plans to return to her activism in the West Bank in October, when she'll turn 70; her adhd absentmindedness in tandem with her composure in the face of harrowing scenes never ceases to mystify me

once flipped off a guy in a funeral procession before seeing his little magnetic flag and promptly clarified my recalcitrance by informing him that i am not a mourning person

a contemporary Voyager Golden Record consisting solely of Eric Rahill's video messages in "Rap World"

Pringle cans not being recyclable is one of the great scandals of our time

one of the uglier & more incoherent displays of US exceptionalism are the dime-a-dozen "blue dot in a red state" resister types who consider their strictly centrist politics to be radical, perhaps even revolutionary, but who think that M4A & calling for an end to funding Israel are beyond the pale

Stevens the most disgruntled Haley in SE Michigan since Marshall Mathers' progeny unwittingly found herself at the center of a nasty custody battle at the turn of the millennium

my indefatigable inner critic upon reading "Oh, the Places You'll Go!"

my 90yo grandma got a Skubal jersey last year; this weekend's about to be her 13th reason i fear

the general ideology & discomfiting demeanor of Michigan's establishment democrats has revealed itself to be entirely indistinguishable from that of town crier Padraig 🏳️‍🌈 ☘️ (he/they)

Chait begrudgingly reconciling with the fact that he must one day find it within his heart to share this planet with Muslims who don't curtsy & say "thank you, sir" when duplicitous Western forces indiscriminately pulverize their people

Mike Teavee had every right to refer to Willy Wonka as his "shrink"

establishment Dem pols: i'm a resister, a FIGHTER also establishment Dem pols: THE SAVAGES ARE COMING FOR ME!!

Haley Stevens thinks JVP is the junior varsity pickleball league

John Lithgow on the Amnesty news: "while it may well be true that Rowling & I do not always see eye-to-eye, what's most germane is that we are inexorably aligned in our principle of perching ourselves on a bespoke nest of self-victimhood & heaving our blessed bile onto all the unwitting passersby"

Cherry Coke-Kane was one of the great sartorial displays of 1990s professional wrestling