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Health fairy (who wants to do you good but goes a little overboard) bestows you with: - Youthful appearance - Smooth, hairless, perfect skin - Swift and efficient digestion - Constant elimination of your body's toxins - ... Year-long supply of diapers? 😇

I've been thinking how I can reconcile the analog little space of mine (shows only happen on certain time or days) and the streaming reality of today (everything is available all the time). Because there's definitely a bit of difference between VHS babies (me) and iPad babies!

I have spent an hour and a half on a coin pusher machine. I am not beating the goblin accusations today. 👽

"Tame the beast" kind of romantic plot, except the big monster is a girl and you know beasts aren't just dangerous all the time, they will protect and nurture their own family, therefore the best way to tame that female beast is to make her believe you're one of her babies so she protects you and

Lucky-Charms-looking-ass leprechaun that will gladly lead you to their pot of gold Except it's liquid gold And it's not a pot, it's a very full diaper pail with your name on it And because it was at the end of a rainbow, you're gay now

Imagine shocking someone by saying you've adopted [dangerous fantasy monster], but pretending that it's alright, you're not going to get in danger because you've taken care of it since it was a baby... Cut to the monster in question, very much adult-sized but still dressed up like a biiiig baby!

One of the reasons I made an orc OC is because I'm utterly fascinated by the logistics of dealing with an 8ft tall, 400 pounds baby. Diaper changes, of course, but how do they fit in a home? What's their bed like? What about feeding, bathing, clothing, playing? So many questions!