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hating coldplay is as much of a milquetoast opinion as hating nickelback or the word moist. it doesn't make you cool or interesting, in fact it makes you look plain and annoying

just found out coldplay and bts are going to be together again at the world cup halftime show 💜 im pissing myself in joy

i believe my very first was a chowder fanfiction i wrote for an assignment in 4th grade, and then in 5th i wrote an invader zim/pokemon crossover fic just cuz. i still have the first page of it lol

going into pride month this year i simply beg for politicians to stop weaponizing the existence of intersex peoples

eric harrison from 2014 south park roleplay twitter, if you're out there, i miss u

grogu was playing with a fork and got force electrocuted when he stuck it in a socket from 3 feet away

idgaf what a "streamer" is. im about to stream my Piss into the Toilet

i still can't get over being a texan living in colorado. yeah, sure, it's snowing in mid april. that's just happening i guess. what the fuck ever

LADS FANS REJOICE FOR THE WEIRD INCEST CARD IS GONE FROM BANNER ROTATION!!!!

the most toxic person u know has a mii of you in tomodachi life

*to the tune of We Are Charlie Kirk* i'm tugging my cock i'm yanking my dick i'm pulling my hog i'm cranking my shit

my condolences to all ateez fans this album drop as everyone competes to get their bias' solo song to max streams

as a kpop girlie i dont think i can possibly have a better day than a trip to the mall, kdogs, yakult smoothies, and going home to play mario kart world

the bearing fruits of local flora and fauna in fort worth. truly a beautiful ecosystem