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Why are we surprised that the Party of Crime and Endless War wants to crime a crime lord's criminal lawyer into the chief crime attorney position in the Crime Cabinet?

Hey so it's the guns. Let's take them from their cold, living hands.

Our political system has been broken the whole time, because it unfairly favors white and wealthy men. Let's fix that.

Revoke the 2nd amendment. You're not doing what you say you would do in the face of autocracy, the right to bear arms should be reserved for well regulated militias, not this fucking free for all weekly/daily killing spree.

You can't plan for pie and pray for rain.

Who up and wants to shit talk Norman Lebrecht with me

Gay guys: stop having sex with teenagers challenge! If your age doesn't start with a one, stop finding boys online whose do. It's not cute, it's not twee, it's not whatever you think it is you're reclaiming. It's gross. You're gross. Thank you for coming to my TedX[XX] Talk.

Hey, South Carolinians, it is a fucking shame that your first female senator was APPOINTED by a felon, rapist, pedophile, murderer, and idiot. AND it's also a fucking shame that her sole qualification is being the brother of a famously bigoted, closeted racist, like this is some Game of Thrones arc.

Huh, so it's not just a Canadian (and sometimes California) thing? I thought God hated their communism and sent fire to teach them a lesson.

I had this whole thing on twitter where I referred to anyone in the rightwing ilk as worm for brains in emoji, 🐛4️⃣🧠 and then one of them ACTUALLY HAVING A WORM IN HIS BRAIN kind of took the wind out of that sail but I may bring it back.