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This is the biggest "Nah brah" from me in the history of Nah brah.

Prayer, like over the Dockers handies, should be done privately, Madam Representative.

This would be a bit much for Jim Jones.

It's a crisp I'm willing to take

It wouldn't be Wise to continue making them

If you don't like these, you'll just have to cope cod.

Looks like that last chips pun Ruffles some feathers

Some of these jokes hit and some of these miss Vickie's

Instead of looking at my awful chips jokes, you should be visiting wikifeet. They don't even charge a subscription. Free toes!

These jokes are Terra ble.

Alright, no more chips puns. I've seen the Herr's of my ways

No likes on that last one? It usually sLay's.

Chips puns? Utz up with that?

Holy shit! I've always eaten sour cream and onion chips and now my roommate is constantly eating them just like me. It's a real Pringle White Female situation!

I don't think everyone should be a parent. I think most people shouldn't be parents, honestly. But being a dad is the greatest thing I'll ever do. The boy makes me happier than I thought possible. That doesn't stop me from being overwhelmed with a bizarre, indescribable and brutally heavy GUILT.

Oh yeah, it's incredibly advanced. He'll get to where he needs to be just fine, so will your kids. I only have the one but I cannot stress enough just how AMAZING it is when they're potty trained.

My kid is entering 5th grade and has only gotten straight As. It is a standard that is completely self-imposed That said, if I had to grade his ass wiping, I'd give it a C+ at best but I suppose I just have to be encouraging without shaming or embarrassing. We bought him a yet to be installed bidet

I am an active and engaged listener any time he talks about Fortnite even though goddamnit I never want to hear another word about Fortnite. Also, merely 90 minutes ago I was talking to my pops about what's happening in All Elite Wrestling and seeing the hardcore band The Armed sooooooooooo...

I suppose my biggest parenting theory was "Surely there's no way we'll be trapped at home for nearly two years due to a global respiratory infection pandemic when he's a preschooler."