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Am at a wedding reception. I am being watched over by an enormous effigy of a cat.

I'm in group for learners of the language I study. The AI boys have arrived, trying to recruit teachers to train their models. Instead of "GTFO this is going to destroy our livelihood" it's "ooh, 3x market hourly rate, sounds great!"

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I might be extremely out of touch here: that's an unpleasant case, but it's not 20 years worth of harm, surely? Are people being a bit odd about dead rellies, or are they a massive deal? He's got way longer than for mistreating the living. Maybe I'm a numb psycho.

A salad, an open sandwich (piece of bread with some chicken on), 1 cup of tea, 1 apple juice, 1 pastel. £54. IN A STATION CAFE. London, I am finally done with eating out ever again. My Iranian beans and the 3.95 saino's sarnie lunch deal are all I need. Go out of business, all of you. It's over.

somebody said lovely to emeet you and I skinned and ate them

the air is too thick

A great opportunity for that lovely Yorkshire word "thoil". Even when you can very much afford it, you really can't thoil it.

I consider myself reasonably online/on here, but I have absolutely no clue who Mr Stencil is nor what he's done to upset so many people. Are we really bothered about anything connected to _Minnesota_? Baffled.

there's something on my roof

On which planet do you think I'm paying 5.90 for a praline cookie? Not Planet London that's for sure

Good points from James

brown pants in whitehall, as a part of government that really, really shouldn't do this sort of thing emails me with a meaningless announcement about their supplier portal, copying in clear the email addresses of every single one of their suppliers

A conjunction whose time, surely, is up

Too weary to argue with the LinkedInfluencer who is declaring "You have a right to know you're being recorded", in relation to Pervert Goggles. No, no you don't (not as a general rule; some GDPR and RIPA provisions do have a limited role). Whether this continues to be a sustainable moral position...

A classic of the @secondmentions.com genre

The one acceptable use case I've seen for the Pervert Glasses is the guy who runs kayak tours on the Thames. Lovely pics of participants, hands-free. But I can't think of any others.