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There’s another secret Haim sister named Stanky

I love you too, Robocop

this is my new favorite diagram

*remembering my trans friends don't like the word 'folks' or being called brave* you guys are fucking cowards

what if they zoomed in on the Sirens and it was Haim

alt gov fam we need a prayer wave for Alt Washington Monument Tour Guide. their parrot drank some candle wax and is now in a coma

the aliens trying to get me to take my worm medicine

And I’m thinking Moby Dick doesn’t bite so much as he swallows.

an idea: in addition to judges, priests, and captains on ships, letter carriers should be empowered to perform wedding ceremonies if inside the post office

PHONSHWR.BMF

I saw a wedding there once… Summerslam ‘91