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Paul O’Neill

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Former dog sofa. Spondy. Dementia carer. “Worst Housing Officer in the world”, okayest supported housing manager. Misplaced Geordie, adopted Devonian.

Im not sure I could face going through and sorting out a loved one’s stuff after death. If Reform’s imagined financial sin eaters fancy popping round to deal with it for me, I’m in.

Jessica Elgot

Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?

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I do love New Broadband Supplier And Hub day. Nothing pleases me more than typing the same mental password into an endless stream of devices.

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Laura: We should have a busy Sunday and sort out the house… Me: *spends hours sorting my music into playlists and folders*

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So the main reason I had to sort the wiper linkage was to get through the MOT. The power steering fluid reservoir decided to dump its guts while on the ramp so to get it passed they have Frankensteined a part from a different car and it’s all held together with cable ties.

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Had to get the wiper linkage sorted on the old Volvo so I’m loitering around the nearby marshes. Lots of panicky dog walkers shouting at their very muddy dogs to not bother me. Madam please, I am very recently dogless and would be delighted to say hello to your stinking slobbering mess.

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Can’t believe it took me 12 hours to mute Ebenezer.

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Delighted to find out I have the physique of a Brazilian footballer. Sad to discover it’s the physique of Fat Ronaldo.

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Half time show has taken a turn.

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Hydration break

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Someone fainting and being dragged out by a couple of policemen during the final act of Takeshi Miike’s Audition.

Boner Vivant

Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema? During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.

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Something flew into the car as I was driving home and landed on my leg and started crawling up towards my shorts and I swear to god my life just flashed before my eyes.

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I’m at the eye unit at the hospital again and they’ve just called to see Mr Illman. Nobody cheered, we used to be a proper country.

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Thought I’d check Wikipedia for some Norwegian vs English food discourse and I think it’s saying they practice cannibalism…

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Be the reason your employer instigates some kind of no fucking weird shoes dress code.

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Do you want to see Skin from Skunk Anansie go on a walkabout in the crowd at Live at Powderham and tell someone with a beach ball to fuck off? Of course you do.

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Can confirm, went a bit nuts.

Gavin Miller

If you missed it yesterday, the satan Bandcamp is pretty much all pay-what-you-want at the moment, so fill your boots whilst you can! 20 years worth of material on there, so go nuts: worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com

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