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Thanks for the birthday wishes this week folks!! Erin and I went to the beach today and I got to do a lil beach sketching and got sunburnt as hell!! HAKAS 😎✌️

Seems bad!

Erin got me a Bluetooth and usb c adaptor for my birthday and it kicks ass. Pardon my mess!

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At target and said “Back to school?!” And blew a big raspberry while giving a thumbs down and all the teens circled around me and threw me into the air chanting “cool old man”

Guy that’s real indignant about Taylor Swift but not for any of the normal reasons, they’re just a huge Bananarama fan and take great offense to “Cruel Summer”.

“Diarrhea from the news”? “Aura farming??” Woah buddy slow down ya hit your head real bad there.. Finish up that 4 Loko and cmon, we gotta go smoke cigarettes in the Wawa parking lot before we go see OK GO on treadmills. What’s that? Yeah it’s “original” 4 Loko, what else would it be? You ok dude??

Entering my mind palace but it’s just walking through the old “Nobody Beats The Wiz” in 1997 that used to be on the Somerville Circle.

“So anyways, like I was sayin I give my cat as much spaghetti as he wants. Sometimes he don’t even ask for the spaghetti and I make it anyway… say you gonna finish that mug of Dog Cum?”

Someone should invent a good website.

Need to cool down a room temperature drink fast? Add a few Ice Cubes to the mix. This trick will cool most drinks in no time while making sipping “fun” once more! Perfect for a hot day poolside, or a warm night out with the girls, ice cubes will make every drink just a little “cooler” 😎✌️

The system is broken beyond all parody!!

Thanks for the birthday wishes folks, it was a good one! HAKAS!

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Got an email from my dental office today saying “happy birthday, you owe us 45$”

I haven’t gotten a chance to go out to see the Odyssey yet and at this rate I dunno if I’ll get to see it in large format

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