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I'm jealous, I need a nap. So I can rest up for a good night's sleep.

Cheap brothel in the bad Perth of Paris, Texas.

Oh they do understand personal space. You're a person and you are in their space.

Just watched the Nero Wolfe TV show. Makes me want corn on the cob

Laugh and think! At the same time! I almost walked off a cliff trying to walk and chew gum at the same time!

But what about furballs?

I miss being woke up at night, my cat used to wake me up in time to pee. Then glare at me to inform me this was her side of the bed.

My store was out of fresh hell, I had to settle for freeze dried hell!

Mid July in the village and the militant corn fields have started taking hobbits prisioner.

Or you are sinking in quicksand!

Or not.

From now on we must refer to you as "the Notorious J. S."

And I was organizing a pickle bootlegging operation for this weekend. Now what do I do with 3000 jars of dill pickles?

Is that the cornfield you wish internet trolls into? If it is i would be checking to make sure none have escaped.

If I was a cop or detective I'd like to specialize in burrito crimes investigation. 🚔🌯

Same number of fingers and eyes.

But now you can't see the hatchet coming!

What a way to go, death by jazz hands.

We're not supposed to be this hot so early in the summer. Those poor roses.

I don't get flowers that often. But thank you.