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They're going to relaunch him as an AI agent: "That's a bullshit question. You're completely wrong. Only a moron would think that.' It'll be a nice change from the sucking up ChatGPT does when you ask it something.

I saw Trumpy's cameo in Home Alone II. I didn't realise he'd had a short scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark as well.

For various reasons, all obvious to anyone who meets me, I don't watch fitness influencer content, but I'm very happy to see this level of pedantry. It makes the world a better place (for me, at least).

David Attenborough

Sorry, Grok says this isn't historically accurate.

Have you told @westmidlandspolice.bsky.social that the Tern range is not illegal in the UK? They seem pretty confused atm. #crush

Meanwhile Trump gets by on only 20 hours sleep a day.

Were they wearing hi-vis and a helmet? 😫

Panniers work best when you glue strips of 40 grit sandpaper to them.

Plenty of room to tattoo 'I'm not stuck in traffic, I am traffic' onto his head.

If you look down and there's a whirlpool between your feet...

What most of Europe calls 'left-of-centre', Americans call Communist.

Q: Do you like Dorking? A: I don't know, I've never dorked.

@richardosman1.bsky.social have a word with your Goalhanger boss, would you? He's very well connected & might get these heroes to the World Cup. I've seen videos them - its like a cross between Rollerball and Gladiator. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

He's obviously a frite off the old block

I don't disagree, but this take - part of it anyway - seems specific to countries with industrialised/monetised rather than socialised healthcare. Here (UK) doctors recommend active travel rather than driving.

Take a mini power saw with you, then you can cut it off and drag it into the car lane. See how long it takes to be cleared then - probably within a day.

All those parking apps will get a new version - ExtortMe, available now on Android or IOS. Download to your oil tanker now.

Every time a LEO gets away with murder it makes the next time more inevitable.

They treat serious things as a joke and joke things as deadly serious.