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Oh heyyyyy 😜

literally Beyonce decided this for all of us

I’m starting the GluteMax routine, get ready for my ass to be *so* back in like one month. Otherwise it was just my daily pushups & the regular arm building routine today, w a pull ups routine tossed in for fun.

Literally

An immediate hall of fame moment for gay people everywhere

lol nvm I found it its ur pinned skeet

wait I wanna read it! drop the link!

now there's a face I haven't seen in forever

Wait he’s right tho

Truly though, how did an acapella version of Fight Song w the stars of the ABC primetime lineup not seal the deal for her? It still boggles the mind. /s

Watching this makes me question how I ever thought she would win

tbh they seem to be my most popular body part, which would surprise the high school me beyond belief!

Back at it for y'all - today was back and abs. I'll try to be better about keeping this updated!

Sent you a DM with the pillow that has fixed my sleep since we adopted them in early May!

Annoying! I keep on getting TikTok ads for insane pillow setups, and some mornings it's really difficult to not pull the trigger.

Where'd you get it from?

Oh girl it’s 3 hours long, squeeze down tight

Yeah I’m watching some Cronenberg movies tonight.

And maybe I fucked your dad. Sorry, I’m only saying that for affect. But my point is I think people can change.

It’s called a victory lap, babes.