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Matt

Hi, nice to meet you. Be excellent to each other. Twin Cities, MN.

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Matt

28 июл., 03:48

A story in two parts.

Matt

28 июл., 00:03

Gross.

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Stacey Burns

27 июл., 19:59

We have to be able to reach across the aisle, says Angie Craig in her MPR debate closing statement, and indeed she has already proven with her votes in Congress that she will cooperate with the Trump administration. I don’t know how this is a selling point.

Matt

27 июл., 19:44

AIPAC Angie can't say.

taylr

angie craig would not say israel is committing genocide in gaza on MPR debate just now. she called that language "unhelpful" cowardly. now she's talking about "palestinians who died in the war on gaza." who killed them, angie?

Matt

27 июл., 19:29

I usually don't care to be hyperbolic, but this isn't that. This is truth.

Jonathan Hansen

If you’re still on Twitter, you’re either fucking stupid or a fucking Nazi. You can choose which one you are.

Matt

27 июл., 19:26

Hot enough for ya?

Matt

27 июл., 05:14

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

geri katz

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

Matt

27 июл., 04:30

What's your sign?

Will and the Loons

What’s your sign? LAMBS JUMP UP FROM NOWHERE

Matt

27 июл., 01:00

My eyes when I log in to BSky from a different machine and it's in light mode.

Spongebob Fish ScreamingAlt: Spongebob Fish with burning eyes, screaming.static.klipy.com

Matt

26 июл., 21:28

In a sane world this would be enough to end a campaign. In 2026? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ash 🏳️‍⚧️

senator hoffman has released a new statement regarding angie craig’s actions towards him, released via EMQ’s Facebook: she is so cooked

Matt

26 июл., 21:16

It turns out waiting for cà phê nâu đá to finish is a great way to practice patience and mindfulness.

Matt

26 июл., 08:03

What the hell. I've got $20 on it too.

Matt

25 июл., 19:04

Zed in Police AcademyAlt: Zed in Police Academystatic.klipy.com Nanoraptor

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Matt

25 июл., 05:52

AITA? I always say "No, thank you." when asked if I'd like to donate to charity when checking out at a store. Like hell I'm going to pay for a corporation's tax write-off any more than I already do.

Matt

25 июл., 05:43

Pat Morita. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr3Y...