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My ex-wife has set up an Instagram for a pot plant that gets more engagement than me, but she'll never know the euphoria of steaming into someone's mentions on BlueSky with a completely irrelevant jibe. She has no idea what she's missing.

I told my ex-wife "I'm not crying over you, I'm weeping at the quality of my posts. That's something you will simply never understand, and for that you have my absolute pity." Not sure she heard over the noise of the tow-truck moving my car but I felt good. I felt alive again.

From no taxation without representation to no representation without taxation. The perfect way to mark America's 250th anniversary!

Fish paste is the kind of thing only really odd people eat. Not that it's unpleasant, just odd.

I'm getting a word...... Bloke!

"National interest" is an interesting term that almost never requires definition but - in this case - would almost always mean "doing what the US wants". It would be nice to see politicians probed about what it is they actually mean, but serious foreign policy discussion is almost totally verboten.

We have a god given right to flounce out, Andy. It's all we have left in this awful universe.

Hopefully Sir Keir left the Downing Street walk-in wardrobe stuffed with sensible jackets and Blue Harbour tailoring. After a few more liquid lunches Andy will fit them like a glove.

It was always lovely to see Dr Zands re-emerge from his therapeutic online vacations.

BlueSky could really do with more "that's it I'm deleting my account and never coming back you bastards" posts. I miss that from Twitter.

Feel like Obsession would have worked better as a screwball comedy.

The Green Party manifesto promises 150,000 more social housing units per year and the mayoral candidate promises 20,000 units in Manchester alone.

The whole video is also about providing affordable housing instead of luxury properties. No idea what this person is going on about.

Just going to submit Speedball 2 and see if they notice.

Wait. That's a 5.25" disc. 360kb max. I smell a rat.

If they could remember how to to open a god-damned window, thousands of thought leaders would be plunging to their doom at this moment.

A homeless alcoholic with a string of broken relationships and no prospect of working again has it "better than they think" because at least they can access some support where otherwise they might not, but I'm not sure it matters in a meaningful way. Polly would beg to differ ofc.

Also, not trying to get down with the kids but the machine can act like a Trojan Horse allowing the worst people in society to conceal their actions (and let's face it, already does so).

Not even close to Homer's original meaning. Next.

Sure no money changed hands to secure this coverage, Barry. There's no need any more!