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“Look what you’ve done to my bloody shed, MAN!”

Ooof

Beef bourguignon with celeriac mash does not look bad! :D

Today on flight simulator I am flying to…

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I can tell I’ve reached the middle classes because I just googled “How to make a cartouche for my beef bourguignon”

Celeriac chopped, limbs still attached

Does anyone know the best technique for chopping a celeriac, ideally without losing one’s hand?

Convinced some Northern Rail ticket inspectors are sad the Gestapo is no longer a thing so they’ve had to take a different career path.

Made banana bread last night 🥹

So excited to see Barack Obama in October. Will be the second time I’ve seen part of the United States executive! Saw Mike Pence in Las Vegas in 2018 (I was not thrilled) I was also technically 1000ft above Michelle Obama and Hilary Clinton in 2016 taking off from Philadelphia Airport too!

Susan Hall’s team are reporting high confidence at mopping up 98.7% of the vote.

I simply refuse to believe that one of these fluffy friends would harm a human being

Imagine: If we banned AI, computer RAM would become a lot cheaper. This would mean your fellow autistics would be able to run Flight Simulator better and therefore would be happier. Support your tistics, stop using AI!

Whilst I generally think what Burnham is doing is good, he is putting a lot of faith in handing power over to these people…

Kinda have to respect how Concorde’s designers in the 60s just thought “If it crashes, it’s fucked anyway. Don’t spend too long on the emergency slides” Basically a 37 foot near vertical drop 😬

*sigh*

According to the news, mostly everything is on fire and everything that isn’t on fire is expensive.

UEFA boycotting FIFA for corruption is a bit like North Korea boycotting Russia for human rights reasons.

Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive. Yes, yes I will continue to maintain my three year long argument that Erling Haaland is in fact dreamy.

So the loss of in built protections due to erroneous speed data forced the aircraft into alternate or direct law thus removing stall protection. Hardly breaking news. The flight crew landed the aircraft safely. Basically an AF447 situation but they did everything right.