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When do Republican senators reach the level of mortification required for them to wake up and smell the omnishamble?

Republicans think they can blame Biden for their botched COVID response in 2020 because that was the year Biden was elected. But there were 365 days in 2020 and That Fucking Guy was president for all of them.

Not only am I having trouble failing upward, I can’t even seem to manage failing downward.

If I ever watched 60 Minutes before it would be more satisfying to not watch it now.

And here we go again. Dark as night in New York, massive storms, record rainfall expected. Flooding and all that. Summer ‘26 sucks.

And once again, the “it could happen today” sparkling wine becomes the “fuck, when will it finally happen” sparkling wine. And I’ll have to replenish the supply. Again. This cursed timeline…

Yesterday me made some really delicious food that today me is enjoying with no cooking and no effort. Thanks yesterday me, you did good.

So many petards, so little hoisting.

I don’t actually want to make a squillion dollars, ever. I’m afraid of that kind of money. What if it turned me into a Musk or a Rowling, or god forbid a Trump. I don’t ever want to be like that.

New York Fuckin City. That’s it. That’s the skeet.

Letting McConnell stay undead is good strategy. Sure we want to see Beshear act on behalf of truth, but right now the Rs are down a key Senate vote and every day the farce continues they become more ridiculous. For all to see. Not gonna get a D in KY, so the undead is a great choice. Very Sun Tzu.

I don’t about you guys but I LOVE reading a book that requires me to look up words I don’t know yet. Bonus learning with my plot and characters. Books Rule!

Republican Senators are among the most disgraceful elected Americans in our history.

I understand the hesitation to provide an edit button because people can go back and change meaning and content after discourse starts. But what if it was time-limited? Like the edit button is “open” for an hour after posting, so you don’t have to post an immediate follow-up aargh *I know, I see it*

They got money for war But won’t feed the poor.

We have reached a point in the Groundhog Day of this regime where the only way to tell if a WH video clip or photo featuring the dude in the red tie is old or new is by counting the number of weird gold glue-on gizmos. Look at the Oval Office from 6 months or a year ago and you’ll see what I mean.

Republicans keep carrying on as if we don’t all have eyeballs. Like we aren’t seeing the reality created by their fecklessness. We all gotta eat man. We know what we know.

If anybody on earth is gonna turn me gay it’s Hannah fucking Waddigham. I hope it works.

Old enough to remember when we called them server farms.

I mean I don’t know, but Hannah Waddington and Octavia Spencer deserve my attention. Hope their show is good. I’m in.