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John Appleton

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Poet, actor, director, photographer. A heathen, conceivably - but not, I hope, an unenlightened one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Victoria Derbyshire

The Newcastle Chronicle is reporting that a Reform UK councillor has been charged after posting a grossly offensive comment on X referencing Nigerians Glenn Gibbins is due to appear before South Tyneside Magistrates next month having been charged with an offence under the Communications Act 2003

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Cricket formats explained for musicians: Test Cricket: Symphony One-day International: Concerto for Bat T20: Bat Sonata The Hundred: Rap written by middle-aged advertising execs for an advert telling kids why school dinners are great.

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Columnist is gonna die on that hill because they've not had enough carbs to get up it.

Stephen Farrow

Not going to post a link to this article because the condescension that underpins it is so far off the charts that it could conceivably melt your phone - but reading it made me glad I’d had Weetabix this morning before I went out to the shops.

020

TERRIBLE JOKE ALERT Interviewer: What should we do with fossil fuels? Burnham? Andy: Yeah, why not?

Charlotte

Burnham’s going to approve more drilling for oil and gas in the North Sea. Supported by Sharon Graham of Unite the Union and Gary Smith of the GMB

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Every computer programmer gets a colon in the wrong place at some point, but this is ridiculous.

ceej

MILLIONAIRE WHO BIOHACKED HIMSELF INTO HAVING PERMANENT DIARRHEA: Scientific progress always comes with setbacks. To prove to my detractors that my goal of living forever is not, in fact, “unrealistic,” I will simply 3D-print a new digestive system

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Rugby World Cup (Australia) and Cricket World Cup (Southern Africa) on at basically the same time next year. I'm getting no sleep in October.

100

I think this is partly the media wanting every single thing in a manifesto or policy priced, as though the numbers won't be more or less made up (as long as they're believable) anyway.

Karl Whelan

Christ almighty. The British obsession with itemized “pay fors” for everything is insane. This is just really not how fiscal policy or government works anywhere functional.

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PETITION FOR SUPER FURRY AMIMALS ON EUROVISION

Anon Opin

The UK's Eurovision entry next year should be a song in either Welsh or Scottish Gaelic. It'd be something new and interesting, and even if it performs like shit we're already used to that anyway. Nothing to lose.

010

Reminds me of the time I saw that Dracula had topped a Daily Mail poll for the best novel or something, which seemed a bit off-brand. Then I remembered it was about a bunch of white guys going after a jobless foreigner.

Rob Palk

We are in Whitby. Saw a house with a big sign saying "stop the boats" which I'm choosing to take as a Dracula reference

0166

Now I like The X-Files, but how it got its own Lego set before The Imaginatively-Titled Punt and Dennis Show is beyond me.

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Kevin Keegan, eh? He was not only box office, but genuine, wore his heart on his sleeve. Just after he sold Andy Cole to Man U, supporters confronted him on the steps outside St. James's. He spoke to them frankly, listened to them, didn't get angry, didn't hide away.

010

There ain't no Messi like a po-face Messi.

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