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I will not be surprised if all these retiring repubs suddenly find they prefer living in Argentina.

Please get grief counseling. Our thoughts of perfectly cooked tater tots go out to you.

A womanizing, alcoholic, violence-prone Bond might be a hard sell to modern audiences. As for a story, I can't imagine a supervillain that would be worse than Musk.

GDammit! I should have looked for this on one of those predictive markets and made a bet!

You tease! It clearly has a 'closed' sign hanging from the front door.

He is in some seriously bad company: Jesse Helms and Strom Thurman were Senators.

How about those of us who had to watch what your dolphin did to that poor puffer fish?

A link? If some country has the files, why aren't they publishing the ... oh yeah, because it's not just the OSS in the Offal Office. There are a few dozen billionaires, millionaires, and politicians in those files. It's going to take a WikiLeaks-type endeavor for us to see anything.

The idea was that businesses wouldn't want to harm their own customers, right? So they can just regulate themselves. Those of us who weren't greedy capitalists could see where this would end up. We've been here before. We are going to have a hard time reinstalling all the regulatory infrastructure.

Or sit on you until you get back up.

... sitting in your living room, watching TV, with the dog, eating chips and drinking a beer.

The planet is very much our enemy. It has tried to wipe out all living things no less than 5 times that we know of. 65 million years ago, it even called in help from outer space to try and get rid of this itchy green film on its surface.

It's aliens. They control the desktop version of Office.

You can always get a chair, put it by where she is sleeping, and just stare creepily at her. It'll add a bit of WTF to your relationship.

Vegetable Police: "Ms. Monahan, back away from the pile of potatoes! Put down that slicer, pan, and stick of butter. This is your final warning."

It's fairly easy to envision a future device that has virtually no visible interface; it would project an interface directly on your retina. Hand gestures would control it. However, it wouldn't make sense to most people now. So you have to compromise and make it look futuristic but understandable.

Who leashed the gates of hell? If they've been leashed, maybe that explains why the horrible people are living so long.

Chilli con carne. Tomato juice. Tomato & cucumber salad.

A long time ago, some guy wrote a song about this ...

This guy is on the list, but I think Tubeville is still at the top of the Dumb As Fuck Today (DAFT) list.