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Back before time began, there was the singulari - what? too far back? Hmm. I am a married cis male with a profound appetite for cheese and bread in all their forms. My pronouns are He/Him/Dude/Buddy. Also, I write stuff.

Plan on rotating the tires every 10k miles. It evens out the wear and you will catch alignment problems before the do real damage.

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Make sure to check the alignment, front and back, if they didn't do it. Uneven wear can really shorten the life of a tire.

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They regret that the consequences of their actions apply to them, not the actions, nor the reasons behind them.

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So far, every single time I've been contacted on BlueSky through chat, it's been a scam. The same goes for Telegram; any accounts that start a conversation that aren't in my contact list turns into a scam. I now either ignore or just ask "What scam are you running? Is it crypto or traderbot?"

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There is a bot masquerading as you on Telegram as Robertreich77 selling, you guessed it, crypto schemes and something called Traderbot. It is using some kind of AI, as it makes replies that sound like something you'd say.

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For those who are struggling with this, he is a closeted, self-loathing gay man. Just like the USA Speaker of the House.

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You can also have a delicious thinly sliced patrami sandwich on a sourdough roll with pepperocinis and spicy mustard. AND chocolate cupcakes.

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You need a napkin with some boxes drawn (poorly) on it with a few arrows and some techy buzzwords to get the funding.

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Don't play games with me! I know you want our pistachios.

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How about 10 excellent half-done books because I'm constantly being distracted by another interesting idea?

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It can't with that kind of attitude. If every Canadian took it upon themselves to get a good rake and rake just a small part of the forest each day, in six or seven thousand years it would be all neat and tidy.

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This is so true. We don't advertise that because we don't want Canadians sneaking across the border and stealing our stuff.

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Counterpoint: I visited Vancouver, BC, and while at dinner, someone broke into my car and stole my passport. (Before people complain about leaving passports in a car, I wasn't aware that they were in the car. My spouse decided to do that.) We called the police station and found they were closed.

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I thought about that. Interestingly, the wiki page says this: "Kamasutra was considered to have been put together from a 150 chapter manuscript that had itself been distilled from 300 chapters which in turn came from a compilation of some 100,000 chapters of text."

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Oh! You're going to break their hands, right? Revoking their license is not enough; they can still drive, but broken hands ...

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Yer missing: Sexual Life In Ancient China Sexual Life In Ancient Egypt Sexual Life In Ancient Mesopotamia Sexual Life In Ancient India Sexual Life In Ancient Central Africa Sexual Life In Ancient Mesoamerica

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My mother used to get a little upset when I would read a book in the daytime. I never understood until I was much older. She was dyslexic, and reading was very difficult. She had me when she was only 19 so she was really young and inexperienced with children. Good mom but struggled with the reading.

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Congratulations! Now make sure you have a friend follow you wherever you drive to pick up the parts that start falling off! Just kidding! You got a grace period of about two years before that starts happening.😒

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The people who believe this can not grasp that their opinions are unpopular, so they grab at any excuse to justify why they lose elections. There is no reason here, just a deep need to be right.

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That reminds me that I have mini cupcakes. Gotta go.

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