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What if I told you that the Adoring Fan is paying me to keep you distracted with Oblivion jokes?

People will get mad at you if you summon Frost Atronachs in their soup. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

How long would you like to... Uhh... <-------o------------- [ ] hours? Mmm... Honk shoo.

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Where can I find an alchemist who knows how to brew a Potion of Cure All Chronic Conditions? Also known as a PCACC?

Don't even talk to me unless... Uh... Oh, who am I kidding. I wouldn't gatekeep any of you from talking to me based on gaming completion. :P

Pulled a muscle in my neck when drying my head after getting out of the shower. I bet Argonians don't have to deal with this crap. >:(

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I should go out for a walk in the forest. :) (Intrusive thought: Soul Trap magic exists) Hmm... Maybe I should never leave my house again. :)

It is not considered a crime, in Cheydinhal, to shatter your own kneecaps with a repair hammer. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

There was this old Rooster Teeth / Achievement Hunter video about some silly things you could do in Skyrim, and one part of it was to place cabbages around Heimskr when he's preaching about Talos. "Replace his congregation with vegetables" And I found a clip of me doing that a few years ago on my PC

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You got a problem with "B"?

It's 4 am, I'm tired, and my brain thought this was funny.

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This is who runs this account:

Skyrim ArgonianAlt: A blue Argonian (lizard person) from Skyrim, who sees a large mudcrab, goes to pull out his sword, fails, then starts slowly pulling the sword out of the scabbard, but the sword's blade just keeps going, like the sword is a mile long, and then the Argonian cuts his hand on it, and it all falls back into the scabbard, undoing all his progress. He then falls to his knees and screams. Meanwhile, the mudcrab started dancing, and eventually pulled out a large sausage in each claw.static.klipy.com

Given enough time, and additional author additions, I'm sure you would grow to hate any of J.K. Moulding's characters.

I just want an Elder Scrolls movie in the style of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves so badly... but make the main hero cast have a mix of like, an Argonian, a Khajiit, and elf and a human. Though knowing hollywood, they would them all humans and elves just to make it easier to make. :(

On today's episode of Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie are tackling the myth that Argonian mains in Elder Scrolls games make better scrambled eggs than people who play a variety of races.

You crawl in the Bed of Dispel with your would-be date and your fake magic muscles deflate with a funny sound effect.

Last-second Happy Shark Week! :D Shiirk can't help himself when he needs food sometimes. Looks like he picked up some tricks from the Hooligans Guild. Also on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0A6... #LowPolyKnights #IndieAnimation #Fantasy #3DAnimation

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