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I know that's you, Nexus Maximus!

Reminded of the person who uploaded Hamilton to Pornhub with the title "colonial twink fucks the entire country of England"

He wouldn't need the webbing backpack, either, since the symbiote could store small items for him. Guess they want this one to be able to cover both versions. You win no matter how you want to play!

The symbiote's were, but did he not go back to the webshooters when it was just black cloth?

I feel like they're aimed at the "adult coloring book" audience

It looks like they found his body along a hiking trail a week after his disappearance.

She's from Boston, yes, but her origin story involves her using her psychic powers to make people think she was more attractive than she was - OF COURSE she'd just project "fancy bitch" accent into everyone's minds!

That Marines ad where the guy is fighting a dragon.

Okay all these need to be reviewed, but that one really needs to be reviewed.

BWA-HA-HA-HA! I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that.

Damn, do you live alone on top of a butte? It'd be different if you, say, lived in a major metropolitan city that was famous for its pizza, and still got Doordash to bring you a national chain's.

He's like a human dandelion.

Read that as "2 days 1 night," like some kind of french-fry-themed vacation resort.

Related question, if someone did have to use Doordash, why would they get pizza-chain pizza and not something local?

(Originally typed his name with an A instead of an O. "Was the Grank there?")